WHAT A META-COACH SHOULD KNOW ABOUT SELLING

I recently heard about a Meta-Coach who said that he just did not know how to sell himself as a Meta- Coach. When I heard that, I fell out of my chair onto the floor and gasped for air. Geraldine rushed in to see what was all the commotion and when I told her that there was a Meta-Coach who said he did not know how to sell Meta-Coaching or himself as a Meta-Coach, she let out a scream that could be heard for blocks.

Eventually as we both recovered, we looked at each other with horror in our eyes at the prospect that there could be such a fantastic and unbelievable person on Planet Earth. “Do you think it’s real?” I asked. “Surely not” she responded, “I don’t see how it’s possible. How could a Meta-Coach emerge from the 8-day immersion of ACMC and not know?” I said, “It’s a mystery to me, but we better get on the Meta-Mobile and see if we can track down this sad and pathetic person.”